FRIDAY! DRUNK CELEBS!

IT'S FRIIIIIIIDAAAAAYYY!

I just spent an hour browsing drunken celeb photos since it's THA WEEKEND BAYBEE!

Enjoy.

I did.

LET ME BEGIN WITH THE BEST:

I don't know who the fuck this is, but I would call this position "The drunken scorpion"

Miss Janice Dickinson, the queen of the supermodels.

She likes her sauce!

Apparently this is a mix of Clark Gable's Granddaughter and some other drunk socialite, like helloooo, that dress was a bad choice!

THE QUEEN OF DRUNK!

The Great Lindsay Lohan!

More famous for her drunk driving and drug use than her shitty movies!

Who could forget this classy shot?

One of my very favourite drunk celebs, COURTNEY FUCKING LOVE!

She is the Queen of Alternative, she's gotta be a drunk mess.

HERE'S MORE!

I love you, Courtney.

PARIS HILTON! 

The classiest socialite and best role model for any young woman aspiring to be rich trash!

Falling out of those size 11 shoes are we?

Oh, and she can sing too.

I don't know who this is but I laughed cause she's falling.

Not sure if lady gaga is drunk here but you wouldn't have to be drunk to fall off those platforms.

Again, not sure who the fuck this drunk ass is but she is clearly drunk and falling, love it.

AHHH TARA REID! 

WHAT A MESS!

She makes me piss myself with laughter.

Faded baby, faded.

I AIN'T DRRRRRUUNNNNNKKKK

CLASS

AHAHAHA Kathy Griffin, my favourite comedian, taking an ugly spill out of her car.

Pour this bitch out of the car, someone must have said.

It's the weekend!

May you be captured drunk by paparazzi and end up on my blog!

-E.