Weekend Update

So last night I Teepee creeped with my bestie John. 

I came to his place for the end of a garage sale, randomly put on by Jer's Friends Kyra and Jean-Marcel, a straight up Frenchman. We hung around for a while, then it was off to Lucas' place to check out his Secret operation.

I'd tell you about it, but it is a SECRET!

Then off to Wendy's for a burg and choco-milkshakes, then to my place to hang out the way John and I do- which is totally random and fun. 

We blab, there are a lot of OMG'S, we got in the photo booth (see last night's entry), laugh and lament, look up Tom of Finland paintings and tattoos, make jewellery, 
 dish and dish some more.

This is some of the Tamer Tom of Finland, in case you are wondering who Tom of Finland, he is a great gay artist- and basically a pornographer. But it's ART! So it's not porn. 

If you really wanna see the dirtier shit, google it. I'm not going to force it upon you on here. HA!

We hung out till like 4 am. I was actually quite tired today because I went to bed ultra late!

TODAY IS MOTHER'S DAY!!!!

SO HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ALL THE MOMMIES, MAMA'S, MOO'S, GRANDMAMA'S AND GREAT GRANDMAMA'S!!!!!

We had a lovely celebration at my parents, where I gave my mom and Grandma's necklaces I of course crafted and cards, and I picked up V-Sandwiches (Vietnamese Subs) and Daley and Alicia came up from Calgary and we all drank sangria on the deck, had some laughs, and appreciated MOM!

My mother is not only the best and coolest mom ever, she is also my best friend.

I LOVE YOU MOO!

Hahaha, haven't called you that in a while, think I'll bring it back for a while, however I started calling you my moo I don't know, but it's a good one.

Who knows, maybe next year I'll start calling you Leigh... or probably not cause that's weird.!

My moo and Grandma Frannie with Alicia at OUR WEDDING!

Don't they look amazing?!!!

These are actually cookies! I didn't make them. 

So now I have some not so good news.

So you all know that I took steroids these last six weeks or so to clear up the nightmare rash from the depths of burning all consuming rash hell?

Yeah, I finally finished my weening of roidos a few days ago and now the FUCKING RASH IS BACK!

Everywhere, angry, and worse than before. 

This is what I picture the "rash" looks like.

A fucking ugly, red eyed, sneaky little Gremlin with Tiny fingers and sharp teeth.

UGH. 

I HATE HIM, RASHISH. THAT'S HIS NAME. RASHISH. 

COCKY MOTHERFUCKER.

MEAN, MERCILESS AND ITCHY AS FUCK.

I am pissed, had a little cry tonight, but I still have a few green pills that help a lot.

They make me a little zombie like though, zoned and weird.

K,WEIRDER I guess.

They help with the itch, a little.

So I was hoping I could close this dumb chapter of my life and not have a cocktail of pills floating around in my system but I have tried EVERYTHING and started with natural, nothing cleared up rashish like prednisone.

Now before you put on your doctor coat and tell me to take an oatmeal bath, trust me, I've tried it, but I don't' need any suggestions, thanks.

I think that's the bitchiest thing I've said on my blog.... hmmmm maybe not.

But seriously, I start getting a little annoyed when people go on about what I should try, I can't show it, but now you know anyways cause I am putting it on blast!

BOOM, HEXED!

Now enough whining, I am seeing my doc on weds and we shall see, we shall see.

I may end up back on drugs again for a while, but most importantly I have to have something to suppress the itch or I'll rip my skin off and have another staph infection, also known as flesh eating disease.

Yeah, that's the number one thing I am trying to avoid.

Like I said I did cry a little earlier, like an angry why me kinda cry, then I mellowed out a little with my friend mary-jane and I realized I have to laugh about it and just deal for now. 

I took cancer treatment for a year, you don't just get over that like you do a cold.

It takes a lot longer (than I'd like it to) to get back to a new version of what you were before.

I really have no idea how long this shit is going to carry on but I know that I have already been through a lot and can soldier on, kick some fucking ass.

ANYWAYS!

I am FUCKING STOOOOOOOKKKKKKKEDDDDD FOR MAY LONG WEEKEND!

This coming weekend.

We are going to a lake lot to camp in a field and act like idiots.

Fish.

Hike.

Drive into town and start fights.

See the alien landing pad John keeps going on about.

Taking pictures of ourselves on this alien landing.

I am so excited my bestie will be with me, he's packing Lucas with him and Slimbo and Elaine will be there too, lets not forget the host is Ryan Smith (not the hockey player) and Francis (known to John as Diane LOL) and Mitch and all the BOYYYYEEEEZZZZZZZZ WHOOOOOP!

I image there could be some squirrel killin', ATV riding, stuff burning (lucifer knows what will be set on fire) and drunken people everywhere.

*Sorry Mum.*

No matter what this week brings, I do have that fun to look forward to!

Now to get my ass to bed to rest up for work tomorrow, then pottery afterwards!

Stay shiny pretty babies!

-E.