Roller coasters beasts and P Day

I'd say my day was a bit of a roller coaster.

I have said before I myself am a little bit like a roller coaster, fun and scary.

The fun part was just work.

Nothing else.

I actually had a good time at work, felt like whistling and just smoothly navigated the fun job I enjoy and had a few laughs with co-workers.

That was the end of the fun part of the roller coaster.

Now for the scary part.

The PMS is in full effect, the nasty bitch BEAST from the dirty dark woods comes out and usually my husband is the one who has to deal with this scary business from the darkness.

(Poor guy.)

Now all ladies know that the BEAST comes once a month, some months are ok but others are-

Scary.

Emotional as fuck. 

Just awful for yourself and everyone else around you.

You find yourself asking yourself questions like

"what's wrong with ME?"

"'WHY DOES LIFE HAVE TO BE SOOOO HARD???"

"WHY?"

Then you remember, oh yeah, the beast is here.

Usually when I remember this fact, I think I can control it.

Not so correct.

I can't control it.

When the beast is unleashed there is no mercy, no prisoners are taken, only eaten, peoples faces get ripped off and my reign of full destruction of the entire city begins.

I start having fantasies about burning buildings and learning how to set up bombs.

(K I'm kidding about the bombs.)

Anyways, I know myself, and unfortunately the beast takes up residence in me for longer than most.

I usually start to have to try and cage the beast around a week to ten days before

"P DAY"

I think we all know what the fuck that day is.

For me I know once p day arrives it's just pain and annoyance from there, because p day kills the beast and since that beast is in you, when it dies you are obviously going to feel SOMETHING.

It hurts when the beast dies.

Wow, I am ridiculous but this is my way of describing all the scary stuff that happens to girls every month.

Every once in a while some chick goes

"I never get PMS he he he"

I usually just say 

Fuck you.

THAT'S WRONG.

It's our penance, for being so fun and pretty and cool.

So we are all like fun, pretty, cool, scary roller coasters.

And what would life be without a good scare or a good laugh?

Not worth living, at least that's what I think.

-E.