Love and Hate- it's just that simple really

LOVE

AND 

HATE

Two strong words.

Two words we misuse and abuse all the time.

Here I will abuse them, for this is my blog and yup, we've already discussed this, I'll tell it like it is. I'll do it for you and me, to reveal what matters at the end.

I HATE:

-Long lines

-Slow people

-Drivers that don't signal

-Anne Gedes babies

-Hypocrital behaviour

-Engagement photos

-Bubble dresses

-Pistachios (annnoying to eat, tastes just fine, but annoying to eat.)

-Late bus drivers (so, all bus drivers)

-Pretentiousness

-Fatty meats

-Bandaid brand commercials

-Laundry

-The name Lenore

-All kinds of commercials, don't get me started

-Old school Traditional Old Spice

-White Sunglasses and belts on guys

-When people put the words LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE on anything, together.

-Cheap wine

-Tans (obviously)

-Washing dishes

-Panel blinds

-Dr. Pepper

Ok lets get real, this list could go on forever, but these are just a few things I might say that I -

HATE.

I LOVE:

-Grape anything

-Chocolate anything
-Pottery (a new thing I LOVE)

-Speeding (sorry mum)

-Candles

-Fun rolling papers

-An empty road

-Nitzas donair pizza

-Cake

-Cream cheese icing

-Mud, or clay, if it's really soft (or not)

-Slippers

-Sweaters

-Leggings

-Psychology text books

-Picture frames

-Laundry (yes, I love/hate laundry.)

-Dirty commercials

-Dumb commercials

-Chicken

-Expensive hairspray

-Jarritos Mandarin Soda 

-Peanut butter and jam

-Bad reality shows

-My straightening iron

-A good day at work

-When the bus is on time

-When the line moves fast

-When there is no line.

-Peanut butter M&M'S

Obviously this list could go on too, but my point is we are always using the words LOVE and HATE

To explain how we feel about something minor.

UGHGHHHHHHHH!!! I HATE SLOW PEOPLE!!!!!

Do we really HATE those people, like a burning, infesting, dirty hatred?

Naw, we don't even know them.

But we hate that they are moving slow and some days you feel that burning anger and "HATE"  for that person, their car, and their whole family.

I LOVVVVVVVE GRAPE POPSICLES MMMMMMMMMM!!!!

And we always LOVE one particular colour or two, and HATE the rest,

Just hate 'em. Fucking disgusting. Blechhhhh.

Hate em. 

Love em.

I hate any dress (or whatever this is) that is like a sack in the middle. Here's another dress I HATE!

HATE THIS DRESS, AND THE WOMAN IT!

UGHHH SO UNFLATTERING.

http://youtu.be/Vthwoa6QX5k

WATCH IT! AND JOIN ME IN MY CRUSADE TO HATE THIS COMMERCIAL! 

GRAPE IS THE BEST! ORANGE AND GREEN ARE GROSS!

 WORTH THE $32 EVEN ON MY BEAUTICIAN DISCOUNT, BEST HAIRSPRAY EVER!!! LIKE, I LOVVVVVE THIS HAIRSPRAY!!! AND IT'S ANTI-AGING!

I don't really know what that is supposed to mean, but this stuff rules. Spoil yourself and buy it.

You'll LOVE it too.

IT GOES BEYOND LOVE REALLY, IT'S LIKE IT IS IN MY HEART FOREVER A PART OF ME.

I LOVE YOU, YOU MAKE EASY MEALS. GREAT PROTEIN.

THUMBS UP TO CHICKEN!

IT REALLY IS BOTH, TODAY I LOVE IT, TOMORROW I HATE IT.

I START OFF GUNG HO AND AFTER 3 LOADS I'M PISSED AND WANNA THROW IT ALL AWAY, EVEN FELT MYSELF ONCE CONTEMPLATING BURNING IT ALL...

Just kidding.

BAH!

I'm starting to it is as really quite simple, REAL hate is all consuming and wasteful, a burden to carry forever and a cancer that eats away AT YOU.

Hating people or races or orientations or individuals sucks, and REAL HATING shouldn't happen.

Now I will still abuse the words, notice how I didn't mention my husband or family and friends or cats in the I LOVE , but really, that's all I REALLY LOVE.

I'll still say I HATE long lines, but really that's inaccurate because I don't let a line burn me up...

or I try not to- now.

BUT:

I really do hate those Damn Anne Geddes Babies in flowers photographs.

A bubbling, lava like, burning, scalding, filthy, deep seeded hatred for them.
Not the babies ok, I see someone getting offended or something.


Just the image!
I would love it if you hated it with me.

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


OH AND I FORGOT!


WHAT I HATE EVEN MORE THAN ANNE GEDDES FLOWER HEADS!

I HATE THIS SHOW! I HATE BOTH GILMORE GIRLS! 
THEY ARE SO. NOT. FUNNY.

-E.