ERMAHGERD, I am back in my home turf, with my familiars and own pillow...
HEX IS BACK IN HER CITY!!!
Quite happy to be home yes, but had an amazing belated Honeymoon.
So this is two weeks worth of fun, and I am sure you don't want every detail of the entire time nor would I try and recollect the entire trip minute for minute.
So Instead I will just give you pictures with a description ovvvvvv cooouuuuurrrssssssssse
There are LOTS of pictures, I was a total camera champion!
WARNING: This is like a travel slideshow that keeps going on and on, lucky for you I'm not forcing you to see all the pictures, you can choose when you've had enough of my shenanigans.
1ST DAY- Outside of Dunville, on Lowbanks next to lake Erie.
Family time!
WARNING: This is like a travel slideshow that keeps going on and on, lucky for you I'm not forcing you to see all the pictures, you can choose when you've had enough of my shenanigans.
1ST DAY- Outside of Dunville, on Lowbanks next to lake Erie.
Family time!
Some cute one's there of my cousin Drea, sister in law Leesh, the back of my uncle and my Grandma... and Matt in the background.
DINNER TIME!
Also Brian and Barry's birthday. Bertie may not be here in body but he is always in spirit.
Hanging out! Only Daley notices the camera!
The banks
SMORE'S TIME!
GIVE ME SMOREZZZ!!!
(And tequila)
SMORE!
Matty, ten minutes before he disappeared and went to crash.
Long day.
Beach fire.
In the bathroom in our cottage.
Makes me feel so welcome.
First selfie of the trip
The next day
Alberta girl in an Ontario cherry tree
At the Comfort Maple, a bigass tree
We were trying to recreate the pics of us on this tree as children
O Lord, how Glorious are thy works
My bro and mumiloo
Me and Moo
A visit to the graveyard to see Poppa and Uncle Bertie
Later that night, more drunken fire time smores and all!
MAJESTIC
More booze, more and s'more
Our beach
CHEERS!!!
THE NEXT MORNING:
TO THE WINERIES!
Vineyard romance
Obligatory Cousins in vineyard shot
LOVE YOU DREA!!!
I'M NAWT STOOBID, YEW STOOBID!!!
At Tawes Winery
The Black Mamba Decanter
Another winery, this one was built like a bunker in the side of a hill
There were a few more winery stops, but by then I was sauced and forgot to take pictures.
NOW ONTO NIAGARA FALLS!
On the way out there, the best vending machine EVER
OUR GLORIOUS FALLS!!!
ERMAHGERD!!!
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The U.s Falls suck compared to ours BOOOSH |
Love at the falls
Kisses at the falls
The edge- or shall I say THE FUCKING EDGE of the falls!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Crashing down and churning black angry water EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Pretending to be flying backwards off the edge of the falls
In these pics, I am pretending to take a picture of Matt but I was going for the Amish behind him, to steal their souls of course.
The little Amish boy looks fascinated by the Jimmy Buffet restaurant ad
TO TORONTO!
A couple of drunks, looking for a bar
FOUND ONE!
ANDDDDD YOU CAN SMOKE ON THE PATIO WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Long island ice teas.
Then we found another random bar, and about two shots of Jaimeson and a huge can of cider later we begin to question wether it was a gay bar or not... not like it matters... but there sure was A LOT of lesbians around...
In between rounds of hilarious hangman
Cruising down Queen we come apon this fellow-
MR. DANIEL BENJAMIN BUXTON!
Who is this fellow?
You say-
Only Edmonton's Whyte avenue Army and Navy doorway busker extrodinaire, I danced to his version of Rasputin and the lesbian bar song at the tender age of 14, until I left at 18.
Now he's blowing up Queen street and I ran up and got a hug, and he remembered my name.
We felt like proud parents.
Drunken stumble to our beautiful hotel, Fairmont royal york!
So pretty.
NOW OFF TO UNION STATION TO BOARD THE TRAIN TO MONTREAL!!!
BEAUTIFUL MONTREAL, THE HOGE'S ARE HERE!!!
Our hotel! Nothing fancy, but it was clean with a microwave and air-conditioning, yeah baby!
We find our way to a Brasserie for some artisan beers and melted brie
I would drink beer more often if it tasted like that pint
All the beers were listed under each of The Seven Deadly Sins
WE FOUND FOU-FOUNES!
Now this is what a rock bar should look like
Best bar table ever
The next day we do some hungover shopping then into Old Montreal
REST IN BEEF
OLD MONTREAL!!!
Canada's version of the Notre Dame Cathedral
A horse with a feed bucket on his face- I found that funny so of course I had to snap it
Next day- MOUNTAIN
After the climb to the top, to view the whole city
My honeypot at the top
THE BLACK WATCH
NOW, OUT FOR S'MORE PARTY!
We find ourselves back to Fou-Founes.
Check out how much the French make fun of the Queen.
My favourite- her majesty and squid face
Queen DEATH
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
TATTOO TIME at Voodoo ink on Rue St. Denis
MATCHING INK!!!
TIME TO FIND A PARTY
Let's kick it off by drinking bum style on a corner
We are so fucking Metal ERMAGERD
One of The Great Leonard Cohen's old hangouts
Great bathroom graffiti
ZOMG! We are back in Fou-Founes!
Big crazy Tiki guys
Yes. Yes this happens.
My honeylovebot bought me a rose awwwzz
Poker face
CREEPY TIKI GUY!
MORE ANGRY TIKI GUY!
Drunk as fuck, looking for a poutine
I found it! This was a MEDIUM, and I destroyed that son of a bitch.
I have way more pics, but it would get ridiculous if it already hasn't.
Overall, I'd have to say it was a wonderful and fun-filled honeymoon holiday that we won't soon forget. It was everything we wanted, and what we deserved!
The trip home was awful though.
18 hours, 3 planes, a cancelled flight, many delays and a missing bag in Edmonton, and then once we got this bag back Matt's brand new Knife made by my Uncle Brian WAS FUCKING STOLEN.
So to end this entry on an angry note,
FUCK AIR CANADA!
-E.
