Skank armies and Evil Trinities

So me and some buds were hanging out drinking martinis extra dirty on a Saturday night recently and watched Mean Girls a couple of times...

Now if you've never seen it first of all WTF and second go ahead and get that shit, it's worth a good laugh, because it's so true.

And if you aren't going to watch Mean Girls at least check out the 40 quotes I found on one stupid site, hahaha, MADE OUT WITH A HOTDOG? THAT WAS ONLY ONE TIME!

http://thoughtcatalog.com/2013/40-mean-girls-quotes-that-make-everyday-life-worth-living/

Plus the SNL cast makes it even better.

So shutup and watch Mean Girls, loser.

Even Blowhan rules in it.

WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH ME?

Everyone knows/ has known a Regina!

K HAD to put that last one in, lmfao.

Here's a sad thing- Mean girls still exist in my peer group, only a few here and there, but they seem to get their bitchy powers in groups of three, or six.

Now what some bitches do is push out a fourth and instead find other threesomes to hang out with, so they can add a couple better looking girls to the equation to balance out the not so hot bitches, and so they can become a SKANK ARMY.

(One movie that was totally Mean Girls before Mean Girls was The Craft, who could forget what those Evil Three did to the Fourth.

They act like they hate her and then do Magic with her.

Typical mean girl shit.)

Now skank armies, two trios bonded together as one, will bring one or two friends around that they feel don't threaten them, so they can't ever be toooo hot or she'll get bashed behind her back by the skank army.

(HA! My computer wants to spell check skank to skunk. Skank, skunk, what's the difference, except one smells like a Baby Prostitute.)

 If she's too hot then one skank who is usually the mastermind bitch or the one who quietly churns the cauldron but always acts like she's innocent.

Now those bitches are the most dangerous of a Trinity. 

These evil Trinities exist within our society and the third spot can be a bit of a revolving door, instead of a fourth being pushed out another third comes in and resents one of the Trinity and impregnates the fortress of friendship with manipulative and gossipy ways, making this Trinity evil and toxic, giving the other bitches of the trinity something interesting to talk about, another person, and for everyone to get out their....

"OK, So I was wondering if anyone ever noticed she does _?"

All of the Trinity gets to cackle and go 

"OMG I thought it was just me who noticed!"

"Eew!"

"I SO KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT! WHAT A BITCH!"

"LOLZ"

Now I think I have intentionally avoided having tight circles of only girls on and off during my teens and twenties because this shit does happen and I've witnessed and been brought into it and it's happened to me as well. Really only minor things along the way and then some adult drama as well.

It's sad and I hate it, why can't girls just fucking get along without hating something about the other(s) and talking so much about each other?

I hear it everyday and can't help but smile a little and feel kind of sorry for that person, needing to share their personal hate for some bitch with some other bitch all within ear shot of others seemingly not caring what they are saying and who hears it, and of course now girls can be mean to each other any way they want on social media like Facebook and Instagram, Twitter, shit, I've even done it myself, you can be as passive to as aggressive as you want, it's your online reputation at stake, or your nose, depending on what you say.

Am I am a Mean Girl for saying that some "women" are still acting like 12 years olds?

Well I can say the same about some men, buts that's a whole other blog entry, there are no evil trinities in guy world, but theres a whole other bunch of other immature shit, not saying this is everyone of course, do you think I'm THAT bitter?

LOLZ

K,

So Mean Girls, or Bitches of Evil Trinities, at least be a Regina George or Janice Ian.

In the end when you are not together in your little bitches circle you are just BITCHES.

                      “I don’t hate you ‘cause your fat. You’re fat ‘cause I hate you!”

LOVES YA!

-E.

My Dark Mistress

Let me begin this post by making a confession:

I have been smoking.

I quit last year around this time, when I was having surgery and treatment for melanoma.

 I used Champix to help me quit which was great cause it took away my desire to smoke.

Once I was in chemo I was totally disgusted by my old habit, watching other cancer patients smoke made me nauseous- I didn't get why I smoked for so long.

I broke my six month smoke free by smoking on my wedding day. That was the beginning of the slippery slope of smoking.

I managed to smoke "socially" for a while, lighting up during my Brothers wedding October 1st and then again at KT'S Halloween wedding, and again during Christmas party season. It didn't help that everyone I know smokes and we have all smoked together for years. I kept telling myself that when the holidays were over I would kick it again. That hasn't happened. In fact my habit has picked up speed, I am smoking quite regularly. I am still not up to what I used to smoke, which was usually a little more than half a pack a day, I am more like a 2-4 cigarette a day kinda girl.

 Now I know you are saying, "C'mon Erin, that's not so bad! You can do it!"

Well don't.

Please don't say it.

Of course I can do it. It's just I don't want to do it.

I LOVE SMOKING.

Smoking is a part of every activity, and it is an activity. Matt used smoking to court me, in the back of the dirty commercial hotel smoke pit. He saw that I was going out there and he asked me to come smoke with him. Of course I said sure. Smokers live the smoker lifestyle and meet many people that way. We enjoy being filthy, together, because when your friends do it, it makes it ok for you to do it too.

So as I type I am fighting the urge to get in my car and go buy a pack of players smooth. 

I have decided today that's it, I gotta stop. I have been eating non stop all day.

I went to the grocery store and bought myself cupcakes that will be non existent by nine thirty this evening I am quite certain.

I am not even hungry but I need to stuff things in my mouth.

All of you pray to Lucifer for my soon to be very fat ass.

So the next few days I may be a little bitchy but I promise I will stop smoking.
(If you know my mom, please don't tell her about this relapse, she would be very disappointed.)
She does read this blog from time to time so it's always possible she will read this anyways....

All this talk about smoking has me jonesin' and thinking fondly about my old friend.

Here are a few of my smoking "idols"

Audrey Hepburn
 I never could completely enjoy a cigarette with a long holder like this one, and I found that they would fall right out of it, but this woman sure made it look like a fancy thing to do.

James Dean
 GAH. This beautiful man inspired me to light up at a young age just because of how cool he looked with a smoke hanging out of his mouth. The pompadour helps, but snap, he was such a rebel without a cause.

Winona Ryder
Growing up in the 90's I was inspired to smoke by actresses like Winona. Reality bites was a huge factor in my smoking. They way she holds a cigarette and talks with a cloud of smoke all around her is enough for me to light one up.

Uma Thurman
If you managed to make it through the 90's watching movies like Pulp Fiction and didn't end up smoking, GOOD FOR YOU.
I didn't.
The coolness was to hard to stay away from, and at 13 and 14 years old I was cultivating my "cool" alter ego, thanks to 90's movies, I started smoking full time.

So there you go folks, I admit that I have a weakness.
Hard to believe, I know.
I will keep you all posted on my struggle to beat this sexy demon, and regain control of my own life.
I need a cupcake in my face right now.

K that's better.

On to other news, I went down to Nightshade Corsets the other day to use the gift certificate my hubby bought me for Xmas!

SO PRETTY.
Lovin' this under bust in black satin. I would put in on and model it but lacing up this one is quite the ordeal and I am in my couch clothes. But no worries there will be pics after this:

https://www.facebook.com/events/205388332891498/

FRIDAY.
My buddy face Jess is walking in the show, I suspect because she is a smokeshow and can rock a corset, and I'll admit I am jealous of her hotness, but I will be there cheering her on.
I have my bud Miss Melissa McCallum coming over to get primed and lace me up for the show.
Should be a time. Pics will follow.

I am going to get back to stuffing my face with cupcakes and watching "To catch a predator."
There are some sick motherfuckers on this one.

-E.

A couple of movies and a broken tooth

Matt and I are watching Starship Troopers and I am yelling,

Kill those things! Kill em, or they're gonna kill youuuuu!

(Jake Busey plays a really cool violin in it though)

So anyways, happy Friday night.

YOU SEE IT DON'T YOU???!!!

We are sitting around watching this horrible movie Starship Troopers- I think it's supposed to be horrible- and these stabby arachnids are battling Denise Richards.

Breaking news!

They captured the giant sphincter alien (brain bug) on Starship Troopers!

They are all celebrating!

BUT IT'S NOT OVER YET!!

THEY'LL KEEP FIGHTING
AND THEY'LL WIN!

So just a few minutes ago I was eating these yummy chips right here!

I get these delicious and healthy chips from Planet Organic. Matt and I had the munchies and whipped these babies out.
I am crunchin' away and all of a sudden I bight down on something too hard to be a falafel chip.

It is a piece of my tooth.
Or a part of the filling in it.
WTF!
I yell.
Well that's just wonderful.
I knew that dentist was just a sadistic money hound.
He butchered my mouth and took all my coverage that year.
Now it's all pokey in the side of my mouth.

Looks like I will have to make an appointment to see one.
I found one that doesn't scare me too much.



Now we are watching Clear and Present Danger.

One word to describe this movie:
BOOM!

Sabbie Stole!!!

Laser kitty next to wedding trees.

Ok, now we have chosen to watch War of the Worlds with Tom Cruise.
I must admit those Tri-pods scare the shit out of me and so therefore I need to go watch this.

I'll be back with some random nonsense later.

Love you all.

-E.